I choose my words carefully, so listen well.

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Well, more like, I tend to ramble, so act polite and just hang in there. But I read something similar on a brilliant web comic, called xkcd. Here is the exact comic that this derives from.

 

It’s not what the character says, so much as what the caption beneath it says. I wish to be more eloquent. More articulate. Know what to say at the exact time I want to say it!

 

But Fupas, you seem to talk capably to me! Oh yeah, and I wish to talk to myself a lot less. Seriously. It’s worrying. Anyway, to answer the observant voice in my head’s question, yes, I am capable of speaking in a “smooth” manner, when I’m online. Let’s be honest though. Anyone with a keyboard and an ISP has the ability to speak in a seemingly civil, well-worded manner. I say “seemingly” because we all know that some people aren’t trying as hard as they should be. :/ But with a little effort, they might someday manage.

 

Until then, I think I’ll lay low on the GAP. HA HA HA, heh heh, hee hee, ho ho ho, ha ha… Sorry, it’s a The Dark Knight reference. Anyone who reads this must go see it. Anyone who has already seen it must go see it again. Everyone that doesn’t read this must see it anyway! Unless you’re an ass who sits there talking and checking your cell phone through the whole damn film. In those cases, get out of that theatre and stay out! We don’t need you.

 

Alright I’m done, so I take my leave.

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